I had to laugh at this offering from the H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society's Web store:
Yes, it's a Cthulhu ski mask! Just what the
(A tip o' the hat to Rose M. for e-mailing me the link.)
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!